...THE SHOT-CALLER, THE SOCIALITE n THE HOOLIGAN!!!
Posted: Sunday, December 12, 2010 by Nyanyake in
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...n the weekend it was. Kenya even with the curfew will never be beer-free or is it drunkenness free . So as I was kunyain, I most certainly noticed something in the bar...we have three kinds of pipo
1. The shot-caller
this is that rich, ugly, fat dude who chilez thinks iz fly jus coz he gat dough...he most def owns a posh ryde, a fly mama (a mpango wa kando or a chips funga 4 this matter) n a wife (who gets banged by the wachie ama the shamba bwoy). he has enough money to buy the whole club a round or two bila feeling any pinch!
2. The Socialite
this are mostly mamaz who got the looks, the swag, n the booty (ooo...n the tities 2). most ov them have the looks but little or no brains and their main aim in life is to have fun no matter wat it cost...even thea bodies. they frequent clubs that mostly have the shot callers (See 1 above)...bt this is kenya...HAKUNA KITU CHA BURE...UTALIPA 2 3. The Hooligan
mostly, the hooligan acts as a wing-man to the shot-caller. he is the messenger to the counter n acts as a link btwn the shot-caller n the chips fungaz...he is also the security and laughs at whatever lame joke the shot caller make (the rich man's joke is funny...si hiyo mnajua? nkQ!)
....Jus a word of advise...wen u get chips fungwad (jus in-case), make sure u CONDOMIZE it...Kenya ina watoi wengi shana na hatutaki wengine...nyc week fellow retarded Kenyans